I was born at night... but not last night!

Every time I see the end of the tunnel, I get run over by the train!

Thanks to Merrie Sprague of Emmett, Idaho for sending me this "Opalism." And what fun I had at the Minnesota Vikings training camp. I think I actually look a lot like Fran Tarkenton, the great Viking quarterback, don't you? Hee hee!

My back is so far against the wall it looks like paint!

This was the hat that called an halt to the truly zany side of Opal's wardrobe. After seeing a cornucopia on my head, the producers said, "No more!" I miss that Thanksgiving hat!